Wednesday, October 31, 2007

You have GOT to be kidding me!

According to a poll taken by Askmen.com, David Beckham has been voted "Most Masculine Man Alive." Isn't this the British athlete/fashion icon that at one time wore a pony tail? [Note: I am not saying that all pony tail wearing men are feminine.]

Don't get me wrong, he is a gorgeous guy, but I really have to object to him being called the "Most Masculine Man Alive." Alive? Really? What's even more disturbing, is that I would imagine that most of the voters were men, given the nature of the website.

And who did the Most Masculine Man Alive beat out?

Matt Damon







Roger Federer







Justin Timberlake










Enough said.

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

I'm writing a blog, natch...



Natch. I'm not a big fan of this word. I've read it before, but refused to look up it's meaning until today. It's always annoyed me, like [sic]. That bothers me too, but it has a purpose. To find out that the meaning of the word is more annoying than I thought it was is somewhat gratifying. So if you didn't already know what it means, you are probably wondering if I'll get around to telling you. Ok fine.

Natch is a slang term basically meaning "of course." The term started somewhere around the mid 1940's as a shortened version of "naturally." Naturally. That makes sense, but is still annoying. It's bothers me to think that the people of the 1940's were not the stoic, dark color- woolen-clothing-wearing people that I imagine them to be. That they talked like LA Valley girls is strange to me. Apparently "During the middle 1940s there was a rage for abbreviations, e.g. natch (naturally)..." It really makes me look at my parents and grandparents a little differently when I hear about things like this. They were my age once! How weird!

Monday, July 2, 2007

Way to sell it Ethan!!!


Read Ethan Hawke's description of the movie he is filming as seen on imdb.com. Is is just me, or does it make you have absolutely NO desire to see this film? Note: I'm not sure if the word "dulling" is actually supposed to be "dueling." I took this directly from the site, and you'd think they would have editors, so who knows.

Ethan Hawke is set to sink his teeth into a new vampire role opposite Willem Dafoe. The Before Sunset star is growing his hair in preparation for the neck-biting role in Daybreakers, which he'll shoot in Australia. He says, "I'm going to make a vampire picture and I'm going to chew on some necks. Willem Dafoe and I are dulling vampires. It's a vampire movie set way in the future where everyone is a vampire and we're all eating our own resources, so we're trying to get off on foreign humans. We're trying to get off of trying to create blood substitutes. It's a big analogy about what's going on now. It's really dark and weird and everybody's sucking each other's blood."

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

I've Been Corporatized!


I feel slightly nauseous. In several emails I've sent today I've used the following words and phrases:

"wins and opportunities"

demographic

"going forward" (yuck)

"action items"

Please put me out of my misery when I start saying "think outside the box."

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

20 Commandments?


So way back when God gave us the 15 10 Commandments, I doubt he forsaw the Catholics taking it one step further and issuing the 10 Commandments for Drivers.

Monday, June 4, 2007

A Brave(s) New World


I'm sure you heard about Cubs' coach Piniella getting suspended and fined for kicking dirt at an ump this past Saturday. While I found that mildly amusing, I was almost crying with laughter after seeing this video of Phillip Wellman, coach of the minor league team the Mississippi Braves, losing his mind and most importantly, his dignity. The music playing in the background is priceless.

My favorite moment is around the 1:35 spot.

Friday, June 1, 2007

Travolta


John Travolta continues to be embarrassed by his autistic son, Jett. Meanwhile, Jett continues to be embarrassed by his pot-bellied Scientologist father, John Travolta.

(Taken from Jossip)