You have GOT to be kidding me!

According to a poll taken by Askmen.com, David Beckham has been voted "Most Masculine Man Alive." Isn't this the British athlete/fashion icon that at one time wore a pony tail? [Note: I am not saying that all pony tail wearing men are feminine.]

Don't get me wrong, he is a gorgeous guy, but I really have to object to him being called the "Most Masculine Man Alive." Alive? Really? What's even more disturbing, is that I would imagine that most of the voters were men, given the nature of the website.

And who did the Most Masculine Man Alive beat out?

Matt Damon







Roger Federer







Justin Timberlake










Enough said.